catch-all: charles.

[messy]

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week zero, monday.

[messy]

["fending off murderous clowns" wow... jan now has to murder proposal me to stay ic..........

anyway, she is wiping away an imaginary tear after taking a bite of one of the desserts after dinner.]

Oh, sugar. How I've missed ya.

[riverbeans]

[technically you would have to murder proposal me first.......

he pauses from where he was about to get something.]

Am I... interrupting something?

[messy]

[damn. time to try and kill charles for those beans.]

Only my taste buds coming back to life! Have you tried these yet?

[riverbeans]

[the beans are v valuable it's true]

Can't say I have yet. Any recommendations?

[messy]

[his golden beans...

she shoves a cookie at him, no warning.]

Here, try this first. Unless you've got a thing about gluten or something. Then don't do that.

[riverbeans]

Whoa! [but he will take the cookie.] ... Why does everyone keep asking me abou this "gluten" thing?

[messy]

Hmm... We're worried about your gut health?

[riverbeans]

I still have no idea what gluten is supposed to be.

week 1, saturday

[riverbeans]

[charles is just sitting somewhere tiredly because everyone has to deal with my lazy starters tonight]

[messy]

[you're so valid.

she's walking her two hyenas and looking... oddly energized. one of the hyenas stops to sniff him, like, whomst the fuck is this. hi.]

... You're looking pretty rough.

[riverbeans]

[he will hold his hand out for the hyena to sniff... are you safe, hyena...]

... It's been a long day.

[messy]

No kidding. I don't know what I expected yesterday, but it wasn't... that.

[riverbeans]

I knew we weren't going to like the answer either way. I just wish I was... less wrong on that front.

[messy]

[slowly nods...]

Looked like most of Viktor's friends are also friends with Eunhyuk, so... uh, y'know. Yikes.

[riverbeans]

Both were and are likable people. It's not going to get any better from here.

week 2, monday

[riverbeans]

[charles is probably just. walking into the cosmic multiplex mid-movie or something and promptly gets startled by the big screen and then an explosion goes off in the movie or something and he's even more startled by??? SURROUND SOUND?????]

[messy]

[yeah! i regret to inform you that he is likely getting jumpscared by this, because that's what harley is marathoning after discovering the multiplex. you're welcome!

she is dabbing(?) tears(??) from her eyes (real) (not clickbait) when she notices she's got company.]

Charles! Come, come sit down! This is the best part.

[riverbeans]

[help]

Oh? Now you've got me curious.

[he will come sit down next to her...]

[messy]

Ugh... Are there even going to be any of us left if this is gonna be a weekly thing?

[messy]

[i need a hero just blasting in the background of this whole ass conversation...]

Have you ever watched Shr*k before? It's like 78% of my personality.

[riverbeans]

Theoretically, at this pace, the tour would end before then, but... that's being optimistic.

[riverbeans]

[help]

Can't say I have! Must be high praise to compromise so much of you.

week two, thursday.

[messy]

[WHY WAS CHARLES A SHEEP....... she is giving him a blatant lookover whenever she runs into him later, frowning.]

Did someone seriously turn ya into an animal while you were in the middle of... uh, whatever that was?

[riverbeans]

[he looks bandaged up. also he smells like flowers for some reason?]

Apparently it was an accident, so I wouldn't worry too much about it.

[messy]

[sniffs the air in confusion.]

Still, talk about shitty timing. You and Arthur could've started a club.