[ Hello! We are the hologram bartender that suddenly manifests behind the counter. We are making the drinks... Or just shaking the cocktail shaker a lot if no one is ordering. It matches the beat of whatever swanky song is playing.
The hologram bartender fades in and out every once in a while. ]
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[ Something something, monkey's paw? ]
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The hologram bartender fades in and out every once in a while. ]
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YOU ]
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HA HA ]
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[ NO MORE MARIACHI PHONK, OKAY? AND NO MORE HUGE PILES OF DRINKS. ]
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Corgi is listening, even though he periodically disappears. ]
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but as a 190 cm hologram. ]
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Rodya? I'm seeing things.
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Mmmmmmm, well. If things start shaking, don't say I didn't warn ya!
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Looks like a jackass.
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[ The energy is that she agrees. ]
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Otherwise, he just blips into view and out, simply doing regular bartender stuff. ]
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So, what are you? Ghost or otherwise?
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Just going to keep smiling at him! Only some holograms have rights, like our singer. ]
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Now there is a mess here behind the counter. ]
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