w2 curfew: imagine if one of us is dead and the last thing they heard was living la vida loca.

[messy]

we're watching shrek 2.

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[solesuccess]

[ kind of looks at this popcorn and then hands it back. no thanks he's fasting. ]

So if I asked for a dissertation from Doctor Harley, what would you say?

[messy]

[GASPS, DELIGHTED.]

Oh, shit. Okay, okay— baby, hold mommy's popcorn. [literally plonks down her popcorn on lou's head.] Ahem, a-a-ahem! Now presenting: An objective ranking of the entire Shrek franchise, based on enjoyability, plot cohesion and rewatchability, by Dr. Harley Quinn, M.D., 2023.

[so

i refuse to type up this dissertation but shoma is going to be here for A While.]

[solesuccess]

[ help. imagine if i said that you had to.



this is fine though because as bonkers as this is it is helping him settle down and burrow in his blankets instead of being mildly paranoid someone in this room is going to be dead tomorrow. ]

[messy]

[i would simply let dreamwidth delete this post like heroes w4

success, though? she may or may not be hamming it up a little to distract him.

and then lou sneezes and drops her popcorn at the tail end of her closing statement, so. rip.]

—Shit. That belongs to the floor now.

[solesuccess]

[ thanks harley, you're a real one. ]

...somebody else can clean that up later. [ eh. ]