sad brig slumber party...2!

[messy]

[hello, girls. we're camping in the brig while the senior crew brings us pillows and blankets for our stubborn asses. this will not help whatsoever but it's fine? it's fine.]

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[verminous]

Someone else, or we'd probably have noticed...

[riverbeans]

Careful, if it's another animal curse, you might get called to deal with it.

[verminous]

No. I'm not kissing any more animals, ever again. I'm through.

[DONT YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME RICKY BOBBY]

[riverbeans]

I think this is what they call tempting fate, my friend.

[verminous]

...you know, it probably is, because I said that before you were a sheep.

[riverbeans]

... Well. You really didn't have to do that one.

[verminous]

I thought I did.

[riverbeans]

If nothing else, it speaks well of your character that you were so willing to assist another, even if it meant touching a bloody sheep...?

[verminous]

I mean-- it was pretty likely to be one of us, and with all the blood... you know.

[he really needs you people to stop saying good things about him today like really desperately please stop.]

[riverbeans]

True, but I can't imagine it was pleasant, so thanks for your efforts. And good luck on your future endeavours, as this was apparently a bad start to your vow.

[verminous]

We could always just stop turning people into animals.

[riverbeans]

I'll be surprised if that happens.

[messy]

Hey, never say never! You're on your way to becoming a regular prince charming, don't ya know?

[verminous]

I think that one's a lost cause....

[messy]

I wouldn't say that with all the smoochin' you've been doing lately...

[verminous]

Just to deal with the animals-!

[messy]

There'll be plenty more where those came from.

[verminous]

That's not encouraging, Harley...

[the saddest thing about this is he has now ONLY ever kissed animals]

[messy]

What can I say? We're all addicted to those Omegamart freebies.

[wtf RODYA COME KISS YOUR MAN]

[verminous]

I can tell. Not that I haven't done my share, I guess, but...

[they're not going to, sorry to inform you]

[messy]

[NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]

Let's just admit it. They're fun.

[riverbeans]

[THAT IS

SO FUNNY AND SAD HELP THIS MAN]

[verminous]

[don't worry it's basically a certainty that it won't happen.]

[riverbeans]

[(threat)]

[messy]

[(threat)]