w5 curfew: take me to spurch i'll twerk like a rat at the shrine of your shirts

[messy]

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[messy]

[help

the hyenas start growling a little, but harley shushes them as soon as she notices what ichiban is trying to do. he may bandana a hyena.]

[frotag]

[ hell yeah ]

Don't worry, I got one for you too.

[ holds up another bandana for the other hyena! ]

[messy]

[he may bandana both hyenas! harley laughs and immediately starts giving them scratchies.]

Aw, look at you two! Matching outfits like it's your first day of kindergarten.

[frotag]

They're the most stylish hyenas I know, heheh.

[messy]

Ain't they? We should get one on Nancy too.

[frotag]

[ oh shit ]

TODO-CHAN DID WE LEAVE NANCY IN THE ROOM?!

[messy]

You abandoned Nancy?!

[frotag]

Listen, she just... jumps out of my pocket sometimes! I don't control her!

[messy]

Poor Nancy... I hope her adventurous little ass is okay...

[frotag]

What am I gonna tell Olivia if I come back home without Nancy...?!

[messy]

[PATS HIM... SOMEWHERE RUST-FREE.]

I'm sure she'll be okay! I mean, uh, as long as she doesn't wander into the kitchen or the food court. Probably.

[drymonster]

...I mean, if you didn't bring her here, then yeah, I guess??

[frotag]

I'm a terrible father, Todo-chan...

[drymonster]

[ pats... ]

I'm sure she'll be fine...

[frotag]

[ while ichiban is having a mini-meltdown, nancy actually pops out of the offering bowl, holding a cut-up piece of fabric crudely tied around one of her claws. because she is comparatively small in relation to even other pets, her accessory only reads twerked. ]

[drymonster]

[ oh! good for her. ]

[frotag]

[ it's from a pink shirt, too! ]

[drymonster]

[ the girl's got taste (no butter required) ]

[frotag]

[ YOU JOKE ABOUT EATING NANCY? YOU EAT NANCY LIKE RED LOBSTER SURF N TURF? ]

[messy]

[A FASHION ICON]

[frotag]

[ WE LOVE PINK IN THIS FEMINIST HOUSE ]