Okay, so, hear me out. We smear just a tiny bit of it on our fingertips. Not too much that it's visible from a mile away, but not too little that it can't transfer. And then when we run into people, we figure out a way to touch them somewhere they can't see in a way that is both normal and casual.
I sure fuckin' hope so? [PLEASE BATHE.] It doesn't need to stay on them, anyway. Just rinse and repeat to gauge their mood a couple times throughout the week.
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Won't they just take a shower at some point?
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