w0 curfew (the other half of the game is in the sim room)

[messy]

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[messy]

What, like they uploaded evil Siri with the last update?

[inequals]

. . .

[ Rodion is giving off a vibe that is distinctly 'the hamster wheel cogs in her head are turning and maybe some pieces are falling into place, maybe not'. ]

[frotag]

Wanna share with the class?

[inequals]

Uhh...

Soo...

The Titan's Call had to get taped off two days ago 'cause of something weird that happened in here before.

[ She's looking towards the jukebox with apprehension. ]

It's gonna sound crazy if I explain the whole thing, but the short way of it is that the entire place started going kind of wacko.

The senior crew didn't know what that was all about either.

[frotag]

[ ...crosses his arms and settles in. ]

I mean, we're not going anywhere for a while. And, real talk, how much more crazy can things get at this point?

[inequals]

Ehhh. You really wanna ask that?

[ Something something, monkey's paw? ]

[dropoffs]

[ Hello! We are the hologram bartender that suddenly manifests behind the counter. We are making the drinks... Or just shaking the cocktail shaker a lot if no one is ordering. It matches the beat of whatever swanky song is playing. The hologram bartender fades in and out every once in a while. ]

[inequals]

[ The vibe is


YOU ]

[verminous]

[he's moving out of axe range byeee]

[inequals]

[ Why don't you try AXING the bartender for some drinks

HA HA ]

[dropoffs]

[ HIM...! He's just shaking the shaker... And once in a while chipping some bar ice. Innocent. Doing his bartender work. ]

[inequals]

Do not blow this for us.

[ NO MORE MARIACHI PHONK, OKAY? AND NO MORE HUGE PILES OF DRINKS. ]

[messy]

[WHY IS GOJO THE BARTENDER]

[dropoffs]

[ well, it isn't gojo, because gojo would never sign up to be a bartender when he dislikes alcohol, but it sure looks like him.

but as a 190 cm hologram. ]

[tombtaker]

[ celebrities drink at the bar too ... ]

Rodya? I'm seeing things.

[inequals]

[ OFFICER IT'S THIS MAN RIGHT HERE. ]

Mmmmmmm, well. If things start shaking, don't say I didn't warn ya!

[dropoffs]

[ you are a celebrity, mister purple tiefling. The bartender lifts a glass to Lucien, as if to ask if there's anything he'd like to order. Otherwise, he just blips into view and out, simply doing regular bartender stuff. ]

[frotag]

I'd rather be prepared for the possibility than be surprised when shit does hit the fan, you know?

[messy]

Okayyyy, so what was it? All I saw were the drinks in the mess hall.

[inequals]

Oh yeah, Lukey and I put them there. The bar went totally crazy and made like, a thousand drinks nonstop. Didn't want another shake crashing all those so.

[messy]

Huh. Well, thanks for the free martinis.

And then you texted the officers and they took care of the bar, or somethin'?

[inequals]

Yep. They roped it off and got it all cleaned up.

They didn't really have an answer as for why it got all crazy or started shaking though. Something something, the ship's old and system updates or whatever.

For a place we're supposed to be living in for two months though, three errors in the first week doesn't sound too good.

[messy]

That's what they've been saying all week whenever I asked them why something's fucked up.

The whole ship should've been junked if it can't handle a software update.

[frotag]

Maybe? Makes about as much sense as anything until we can get in contact with the crew again... and even they might not have any answers.

[messy]

Ugh... Course they won't. Why didn't they just decommission the stupid ship?