Oh, right—you were gone as well, weren't you! I lost my arm, unfortunate accident. [ wiggles his... stump. ] But it's all right, I brought my prosthetic, in case.
[ ? this is going to be an awkward fit with two of them, but he'll do his best. his tail is definitely like, sticking out from the top of the stall like this. ]
We were suddenly in another place, believing we had lived different lives. I was imprisoned with Goops Goops for months. We then escaped and rendezvoused with Kitewoman and the Jonker.
The "United States" government then forced our hands, as we were "villains" without "green cards." To survive, we fought the living dead and a... very troubled socialite with a basement of strange costumes and a kidnapped plant. Death will do strange things to a man's mind.
In any case! Jerber burned his house down and we returned, just as suddenly.
[ NONE OF THESE FUCKING WORDS ARE REAL. HELP ME. THE WAY HE MISSED THEIR RETURN SO HE IS NOT REMOTELY PREPARED TO HEAR GOOPS GOOPS.
there is a slow nod of his head. ]
... I think you had a stranger time than I did! [ help me. the most realistic part of that is americans hating immigrants, but owner decides not to explain modern politics to the fish man. ] For us, Adrastea-sama took us on a ship to another planet. We had to infiltrate some sort of gala for the wealthy and steal something called a heartseed. The event, it turned out, was quite sickening, as it involved them watching people they deemed as criminals to be tortured. But before that got too far, the heartseed attacked the party and killed everyone. We managed to destroy it and got to escape back onto the ship.
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[ why are they both here ]
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No one mentioned to me you were injured.
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[ there's a duffel bag in here somewhere ]
Are you all right?
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[ gestures for him to follow him to a bathroom stall ]
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So, it went about like that.
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[ damn ]
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[ in this bathroom. ]
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We are. Hell yeah.
I'm glad you made it out alive, Owner.
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[ in the bathroom ]
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[ IN THE BATHROOM ]
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We were suddenly in another place, believing we had lived different lives. I was imprisoned with Goops Goops for months. We then escaped and rendezvoused with Kitewoman and the Jonker.
The "United States" government then forced our hands, as we were "villains" without "green cards." To survive, we fought the living dead and a... very troubled socialite with a basement of strange costumes and a kidnapped plant. Death will do strange things to a man's mind.
In any case! Jerber burned his house down and we returned, just as suddenly.
[ and here they are... ]
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there is a slow nod of his head. ]
... I think you had a stranger time than I did! [ help me. the most realistic part of that is americans hating immigrants, but owner decides not to explain modern politics to the fish man. ] For us, Adrastea-sama took us on a ship to another planet. We had to infiltrate some sort of gala for the wealthy and steal something called a heartseed. The event, it turned out, was quite sickening, as it involved them watching people they deemed as criminals to be tortured. But before that got too far, the heartseed attacked the party and killed everyone. We managed to destroy it and got to escape back onto the ship.
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...I see. Criminals were treated as practically subhuman where we were as well.
[ what a running theme to have for the week. ]
I'm glad it was stopped, but... what an unfortunate way to do it. Are you all right? At heart, I mean.
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I am, yes.
[ there's a slight glance towards the others. ]