w1 curfew: [bo burnham voice] well well look who's having an orgy again

[messy]

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[messy]

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sound of the toilet flushing in a locked stall.]

FUCK.

[discomfort]

Oh no.

[messy]

[STILL INSIDE THE STALL:]

Don't just say oh no that makes it worse...

[discomfort]

Well, we seem to be locked in.

[ again. on a thursday. ]

[messy]

Ughhhh... I knew I shouldn't have eaten those burritos.

What did you guys do here last time?

[polliwog]

Owner! Good to see you again.

[ why are they both here ]

[polliwog]

[ wow, someone actually using the bathroom this time. he's going to come out from a predictable shower. ]

Are you all right in there, Harley?

[messy]

Ughh, I'm fine. I just thought I had more time.

[THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF HER LIFE... (it is not)]

[polliwog]

Think of it this way—it's much less crowded than last week!

[ sorry about your life girly ]

[messy]

Ohh, that just makes it worse.

[murdergate]

[ there was a plan. he's dressed for the plan. has a pillow for the plan.

what is this fucking group? ]

Well.

[discomfort]

[ help ]

[murdergate]

[ harley's shitting. owner and sidon are both on the come-down from what must have been rather traumatic outings.

this isn't a sexy slumber party at all...

his ears droop. ]

[discomfort]

Ah, well. We should still make ourselves comfortable.

[ at least he has a pillow... ]

[murdergate]

Weren't you here last week?

[ to be fair, that means he's doing what nodd was banking on more people doing. ]

[messy]

[






looks at this fit looks at the pillow]

In the bathroom?!

[murdergate]

[ throws pillow. he can't have anything. ]

I don't judge you.

[messy]

Hey, I was fightin' for my life in there.

[murdergate]

And I'm not judging it.

[polliwog]

[ help. sorry about your sexy slumber party dreams, bud. ]

Ah—Nodd! I apologize, I hope you aren't stuck here because you had to accompany me. [ very nice of him to look after a giant injured shark but also he's always going to be showering at inopportune moments. ]

[murdergate]

Ahhhhhh, noooo. No. That's--no, it's--this is just what I wanted. Nice, quiet night.

[ rolled 18 flat deception/charisma. this is great. he's doing great. ]

Besides, what kind of crewmate would I be if I didn't wash your back? Watch your back.

[polliwog]

[ A NICE QUIET NIGHT YEAH!!!! the way they already discussed back washing last week, you missed out nodd.

he's touched and gives him a pat on the back!! ]

Your kindness knows no bounds, Nodd!

I really am fine now though, thank you.

[murdergate]

[ don't rub it in!!!! ]

I...

[ it probably makes sidon happy to believe in nodd's purity. and he's had suuuuuch a day. ]

You're welcome. Anytime.

[messy]

[watching this like OOF, MY DUDE...]

[murdergate]

[ don't you have a toilet to be on? ]