sad brig slumber party...2!

[messy]

[hello, girls. we're camping in the brig while the senior crew brings us pillows and blankets for our stubborn asses. this will not help whatsoever but it's fine? it's fine.]

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[expiries]

[he is not coming back I PROMISE IT'S NOT FOR SERIOUS REASONS you'll see tomorrow maybe]

[riverbeans]

[well okay in that case

after a while charles will just voice to the rest of the group:]

So...

... Guesses on what Arthur's up to...?

[messy]

He got stuck in the bathroom...

[riverbeans]

Oh no...

[messy]

The post-trial runs are no joke... The poor asshole.

[riverbeans]

Explains why he hasn't messaged us... It'd be too embarrassing.

[messy]

I know, right? Let's all be really supportive of his gastro-intestinal struggles later. I'm sure he'll appreciate it.

[riverbeans]

[at some point charles is going to be preoccupied with his i.r.i.s. and messaging someone]

... Good news, Arthur's alive. He's not in a state to come back, though—nothing serious—so don't worry about him.

[uncoincidental]

...he's not hurt, is he? Even if it's not serious...

[she looks worried.]

[messy]

Ah, he ran out of paper and had to improvise...

[he's supposedly okay so she's committed to the bit.]

[ravenry]

That sounds....

[ so sussy even if it isn't serious. ]

[verminous]

Really bad curse timing?

[riverbeans]

For him or for someone else?

[it might seem insensitive to joke about arthur right now but honestly the hope is sheba appreciates the entertainment]

[verminous]

Someone else, or we'd probably have noticed...

[riverbeans]

Careful, if it's another animal curse, you might get called to deal with it.

[verminous]

No. I'm not kissing any more animals, ever again. I'm through.

[DONT YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME RICKY BOBBY]

[riverbeans]

I think this is what they call tempting fate, my friend.

[verminous]

...you know, it probably is, because I said that before you were a sheep.

[riverbeans]

... Well. You really didn't have to do that one.

[verminous]

I thought I did.

[riverbeans]

If nothing else, it speaks well of your character that you were so willing to assist another, even if it meant touching a bloody sheep...?

[messy]

Hey, never say never! You're on your way to becoming a regular prince charming, don't ya know?

[verminous]

I think that one's a lost cause....

[messy]

I wouldn't say that with all the smoochin' you've been doing lately...

[verminous]

Just to deal with the animals-!