messy | w1 curfew: [bo burnham voice] well well look who's having an orgy again

[STILL INSIDE THE STALL:]

Don't just say oh no that makes it worse...

Well, we seem to be locked in.

[ again. on a thursday. ]

Ughhhh... I knew I shouldn't have eaten those burritos.

What did you guys do here last time?

Mostly chatted?

There was a lot of panicking, understandably, so a lot of time was spent just trying to calm everyone down.

... I guess this is a little better than that.

[just. going to do the walk of shame out of her stall to wash her hands.]

I know why I'm here, but what are you doing in the bathroom again?

I needed to wash up. I spent most of the evening back getting chased down by people.

[ there's still like

pollen stuck to him because that is harder to get off than blood ]

Did you already shower? Because you've still got a little somethin'...

[this is truly nature's glitter.]

Oh... this is so incon--

[ STARTS COUGHING ]

Owner! Good to see you again.

[ why are they both here ]

Sidon-sama!

No one mentioned to me you were injured.

Oh, right—you were gone as well, weren't you! I lost my arm, unfortunate accident. [ wiggles his... stump. ] But it's all right, I brought my prosthetic, in case.

[ there's a duffel bag in here somewhere ]

Are you all right?

Oh, well...

[ gestures for him to follow him to a bathroom stall ]

Edited (no this is funnier) 2024-03-08 02:48 (UTC)

[ ? this is going to be an awkward fit with two of them, but he'll do his best. his tail is definitely like, sticking out from the top of the stall like this. ]

[SIDOWNER REAL?]

[ secret stuff happens ]

[ it's a kiss u_u ]

[ they leave the stall ]

So, it went about like that.

So not very well at all.

[ damn ]

Well, at least we're still here.

[ in this bathroom. ]

[ gives his shoulder a squeeze. ]

We are. Hell yeah.

I'm glad you made it out alive, Owner.

I would have been rather upset if that was how I got taken out.

Can I ask what happened...?

[ in the bathroom ]

I do not mind explaining. I'm also curious about yourself.

[ IN THE BATHROOM ]

[ he nods, in the bathroom ]

We were suddenly in another place, believing we had lived different lives. I was imprisoned with Goops Goops for months. We then escaped and rendezvoused with Kitewoman and the Jonker.

The "United States" government then forced our hands, as we were "villains" without "green cards." To survive, we fought the living dead and a... very troubled socialite with a basement of strange costumes and a kidnapped plant. Death will do strange things to a man's mind.

In any case! Jerber burned his house down and we returned, just as suddenly.

[ and here they are... ]

[ NONE OF THESE FUCKING WORDS ARE REAL. HELP ME. THE WAY HE MISSED THEIR RETURN SO HE IS NOT REMOTELY PREPARED TO HEAR GOOPS GOOPS.

there is a slow nod of his head. ]

... I think you had a stranger time than I did! [ help me. the most realistic part of that is americans hating immigrants, but owner decides not to explain modern politics to the fish man. ] For us, Adrastea-sama took us on a ship to another planet. We had to infiltrate some sort of gala for the wealthy and steal something called a heartseed. The event, it turned out, was quite sickening, as it involved them watching people they deemed as criminals to be tortured. But before that got too far, the heartseed attacked the party and killed everyone. We managed to destroy it and got to escape back onto the ship.

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