sad brig slumber party...2!

[messy]

[hello, girls. we're camping in the brig while the senior crew brings us pillows and blankets for our stubborn asses. this will not help whatsoever but it's fine? it's fine.]

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[riverbeans]

[????????????]

[expiries]

[SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T RATIONALIZE TIME SHENANIGANS FOR REASONS everyone stop looking now bye]

[riverbeans]

[IS HE EVER COMING BACK DOES CHARLES NEED TO MESSAGE HIM]

[expiries]

[he is not coming back I PROMISE IT'S NOT FOR SERIOUS REASONS you'll see tomorrow maybe]

[riverbeans]

[well okay in that case

after a while charles will just voice to the rest of the group:]

So...

... Guesses on what Arthur's up to...?

[messy]

He got stuck in the bathroom...

[riverbeans]

Oh no...

[messy]

The post-trial runs are no joke... The poor asshole.

[riverbeans]

Explains why he hasn't messaged us... It'd be too embarrassing.

[messy]

I know, right? Let's all be really supportive of his gastro-intestinal struggles later. I'm sure he'll appreciate it.

[verminous]

Really bad curse timing?

[riverbeans]

For him or for someone else?

[it might seem insensitive to joke about arthur right now but honestly the hope is sheba appreciates the entertainment]

[verminous]

Someone else, or we'd probably have noticed...

[riverbeans]

Careful, if it's another animal curse, you might get called to deal with it.

[verminous]

No. I'm not kissing any more animals, ever again. I'm through.

[DONT YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME RICKY BOBBY]

[messy]

[we're looking]

[expiries]

[stop]

[messy]

[he got stuck in the bathroom..............]

[expiries]

[tragic]

[messy]

[he is not here to refute this so this is now canon forever and ever amen]

[uncoincidental]

[yeah, sheba is absolutely going to die tomorrow assuming arthur just bailed on the sleepover because he had to take a shit]

[messy]

[arthur look what you've done...]

[verminous]

[perceives]

[expiries]

[no!!!!!]

[verminous]

[literally this is what the glasses are for]